Take a Knee

If there are two things we True Christians™ fail to do is: 1) sell our belongings (yeah right), and 2) witness effectively. We are certainly not going to sell our stuff that we worked so hard for. I mean, it's ours. What is a poor bum going to do with an iPad or Bluetooth Headphones? They don't have electricity on the sidewalks!


We can learn how to witness effectively, however. Let us not think of "taking a knee" in the terms of American Football, but learn something from our mission field. I love mission trips to Las Vegas and other fun places, especially where Hookers For Jesus have set up shop. Talking about taking a knee! Nothing is more humbling than kneeling, and when you can witness doing it, then even better.
Mark Driscoll, founding pastor of the wildly popular Seattle mega-church Mars Hill Church, has an idea. Get this, wives can effectively witness to their heathen husbands using oral sex! Oh, it's no joke. Check out our link:
http://truetwistianity.blogspot.com/2012/03/church-of-sex.html
Now, many believe this act is unholy, but as we all know in the back of our mind, Mary Magdeline was in the habit of kneeling worship. As a matter of fact, it has been reported that Jesus was rather fond of the Lip Service, especially when Mary was in charge of orating the service.
Effective witnessing must take place outside the box, and Pastor Driscoll is onto something. When Pastor Mike leads his teen-girl Bible Study group, he often trains his girls in this type of technique. It is time, however, to take this teaching to the streets. Why limit this effective act upon one person? What about that unsaved boyfriend? I'm sure that waiter is destined for eternal hell, but maybe you can intercede!

Whoa! Hold it there, son! That's our leader and he is already saved. But don't fret young man, he has work for you in the local diocese.
The point here is to be as humble as possible to each male member you encounter. Think of the souls that will be saved. Think of the treasures you'll be building up for yourself.
Take a knee for Jesus. He's counting on you!

~Pastor Mike


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